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Wheelin' and Dealin'
with Dave Boyce
There has been a recent flurry of trade activity in the FBL, which gives me
a chance to pick apart teams' strageties to this point. We'll figure out who is looking to make that playoff run, and who
is looking to mail it in until next year.
Baltimore traded Amare Stoudemire (PF/C) to Maine for Maine's
2003 5th round draft pick. At this point I'm not totally sure whether or not the Alibi's are looking towards
next year, or making a run. The Stoudemire trade deepened their draft board, but he has been a stud as of late and makes
you wonder whether Baltimore will regret this during their battle for playoff positioning in the very deep East.
Concrete traded Stephon Marbury (PG) to Maine for Maine's 2003
1st and 2nd round draft picks. Maine continues to deal away draft picks for talent at this point.
They are now without their 1st, 2nd, 4th, and 5th picks for next year. This seems to mean Maine is saying FBL Championship
or bust. They will obviously be very thin during next year's draft.
3 way trade: Baltimore receives Baron Davis (PG) and Michael Redd (SG).
Seattle receives Sam Cassell (PG) and Troy Murphy (SF/PF). San Diego recieves Michael Finley (SG/SF) and Baltimore's 2003
4th round draft pick.
This is the most complex of the recent trades. Let's break it down team
by team. Baltimore gives up Sam Cassell and a 4th round pick, and receive in return Baron Davis and Michael Redd.
The Alibi's lose a little at the point, but they trade a 4th round pick for one of the best bench players in the league right
now. For the Alibi's, I wouldn't call it a wash, but it focuses their strength's where they need it: the bench.
Seattle gives up Michael Finley and Michael Redd and gets Sam Cassell and Troy Murphy. According to PAR, Seattle improves
with the Finley for Cassell swap, and now has a legitamate PG for the first time this year. The Redd for Troy Murphy
swap is almost a wash except for the fact that it gives Seattle a starting SF to play in place of Finley. This trade
makes it so the Soundwaves can have their best five players in the starting lineup rather than having Michael Redd being stuck
behind Ray Allen all year long, when he's scoring more than their PG's. San Diego, maybe the deepest FBL team, gives
up Baron Davis and Troy Murphy and gets back Michael Finley and a 4th rounder. The Zoo uses its main strenght, depth,
in order to acquire another superstar. They gain PAR in the Davis for Finley swap and they move a player, Murphy, that
was stuck behind the other SF's on the squad. They not only make a move that makes sense, but gain a pick next year.
All in all, this trade works for all three teams.
Washington traded Glenn Robinson (SF) to San Diego for Rip Hamilton
(SG/SF) and San Diego's 2003 3rd round draft pick. After acquiring Finley (who can play SG), the Zoo gets
even better by sending away a young talent and a pick (since they acquired one in the three way, they could afford to give
up without changing their draft board too much) and acquired the wiley jump-shooting veteran, Glenn Robinson. This gives
the Zoo, probably the best starting five in the league, now with Terry at PG, Finley, Robinson, Malone and Brand. Wow,
that's a good team.
This is so much fun, just wait until the trading deadline. I'll be back
before then, with the swirling rumors.

Popa return!
by Constanin Popa, FFL beatwriter
Its been long while since I grace FBL computer page. I had diagnosed lactose intollerable. not good news.
but enough of personal popa talks, time for FBL.
Much talk of Maine not deep enough to win championship.
This talk is bogus to POPA. The trendsetter 2000 does no lie, they score most in league. Points i what matters,
not who makes up team. Popa thinks team will win all, certain 70%. Team can challenge most are Boston, and San
Diego. Boston recent trade to get Euro supersta and all world player Pau Gasol solves season long quest for a power
forward. Camby is coming back to heath and provides this team with maybe most good bench in entire league. Popa
says 60% winning all. San Diego also very deep team. Don't know if Malone can play this well second part of season.
has old legs. team is very deep. Popa gives the 55% chance. Winner will come from east. West teams
play like russian prostitute sucking you for pleasure....sloppy. I know i've seen both. If any other team can
get it done, it may be the team from the city I hate most, New york. dirty city, lots of crime and ugly people.
city smells like allison coles snatch....like tuna. This team needs to get healthy to pose problems in playoffs.
Carter is good when plays but lacks dedication to dominate. maybe if new york blasted music by nelly during their home
games they pump some energy into those legs of his. Thats all for Popa, new update and news coming again shortly.
Constantin

"Pun Helluva Season for the
West Coast Conference"
Part II of the Midseason Review by Big Pun
Astoria Chunks
Astoria the year so far is the
suprising play of this team. This lineup isn't just a little Chunky...its phat. They might be the Best team in
the league. Overall, this team is Gooden everything, points, assists and rebounds. This is thanks to the fact
that Coach Jason Leinwand Drew such a high draft pick. He also out Foxed other GMs by drafting underrated players like
Antawn Jamison. Rookie Caron Butler is serving as a boost off the bench. Still, not all is well for this team.
For example, Hilario's production is just plain funny.
Concrete Convicts
Coach Ben Fleming
was sure when he drafted him that small forward Darius would be a star for years to come, but the truth is he's got Miles
to go. It was a real roll of the McDyess signing Antonio off of waivers when he's most likely out for the season.
Dajuan great pick by Fleming was Wagner who is already lighting up the league in his first year. He'll be a keeper.
But it'll be a long time before the Convicts are freed from the bottom of the standings.
Las Vegas Gamblers
The
odds are that this team will end up in last place. Coach Eamonn Wisneski put a ton of Stock in washed up veterans like
point guard John and Michael Jordan. The fact that he keeps players like Damon Stoudamire on his team is a real mind
Bender. This team has about as much chance of making the playoffs as Snow in Las Vegas. They've Doug themselves
too deep a hole. Wisneski could make trades to strengthen his keepers, Horry could get some draft picks.
San
Diego Zoo
This team plays an exciting Brand of basketball. Morris better than less is this team's strategy
when it comes to bench players. This team has several guys who could start on other teams around the league. The play
of Brent hasn't been Barry good but other players he's gotten in trades like Mike Miller and Jason Terry have been scoring
a lot. Making the playoffs will be a walk in the Parker for coach Brian Nocera. He was looking for a star and
he Finley got him in a three way trade for Michael. You don't have to be an animal lover to want to watch these cagers
in action.
San Francisco All-Stars
Hey now, this team has no All-stars, else than Garnett whos
been a gem. Just Kidding. Jason's also good. But unless bench players like Nick can be Van Exellent then
they'll have no chance to succeed. I won't Pat him on the back for his choice of Garrity and Burke as additions to the
team. Coach Nick Surowiecki has expected souper play out of Campbell, but hes been brothered by injury. This team
isn't too good but may get lucky and get the fourth playoff spot in the West.
Seattle Soundwaves
Coach
Shaun has traded away Jason Terry, Michael Finley, Michael Redd, and Mike Miller already this year. Wy, man? They
could play and now the Soundwaves have only a Ray of hope of making the playoffs. They do have solid keepers though
with Allen, Dirk Nowitzki and Sam Cassell. One player who hasn't Ben producing is Wallace, who most teams wouldn't dare
to start at center. Jelani hasn't been the real McCoy either. Kenny make the playoffs? Probably not, but
you never know if another trade is in the works with this guy.
"Eastern Teams PUNish the
Opposition"
by Big Pun
Atlanta Sambos
The
Sambos have one star player Piercing opposing defenses but the rest of the team just can't Cutt it. If he wants to succeed,
he may have to Mooch some draft picks from contending teams in exchange for his role players. The Keon this team will
have to be the play of Clark, because Raef Lafrentz is not a worthwhile center. With his only other potential star being
Eddie Griffin, you'd have to be a comedian to think Atlanta could make the playoffs.
Baltimore Alibis
This
team is Rad, man. Davis will become the Baron of the East and their center is just plain Ill. Since their trading
Shaquille O'Neal this team has been Redd hot, and the addition of strong bench players should keep it that way. If KMart
doesn't warrant his 4th round drafting and step up to his competition, the bench scoring of Baltimore could go bankrupt.
We'll know where coach Hendrik deBoer was when his team starts to murder the opponents: on the sideline.
Boston
Massacre
Jalen Rose has blossomed into a star for this team along with Steve Francis and Jermaine O'Neal.
However, he has a real hole at power forward. You'd need to be drunk to think Boozer can produce in this league.
And Coach Tyler Fleming thinks Lorenzen can be a starter? Yeah Wright. If he's smart, he'll go on a shopping Spree
for a star power forward by trading his bench depth like Latrell. There's still hope for Boston even if they make no
more moves, because Marcus Camby a star once he returns from injury.
Maine Competition
The
Maine problem on this team is injuries. Their small forward's ankle trouble has made their journey to the top of the
standings a steep Hill to climb. Recent good play from Fizer has made it really hard to keep him out of the usually
impotent bench lineup. If Amare Stoudemire continues to be a stud, Coach Adam Fleming may be able to make a trade to
Stack his 2003 draft board, because he already has superstars Shaquille O'Neal and Tim Duncan at the rookie's positions.
New
York Knights
Eastern Conference, you have a problem. Spurred by point guard, Allan Houston, New York
has launched to the top of the standings. This team fills the seats in all the Arenas they play in, including Madison
Square Garden, their home court. Juwan a good player? Try Howard, who's filling in nicely at center. The
only problem for coach Jason Zieger is that he found out the Hardaway that Penny's game isn't as shiny as it once was.
It would have made cents to trade him, but instead of a nice trade for Christmas, all Zieger got was a lump of Cole, man.
Washington Monarchs
I'd Paytons to watch Gary and the rest of the Monarchs take
on the FBL. But if players like Robinson don't start producing, coach Jeff Zieger may very well jump off a Cliff.
Anthony Mason is in an elite cult of steady power forwards in this league, but lately he's been throwing up bricks.
And trading Glenn Robinson to San Diego for Hamilton? What a Rip-off. He's a young star, I'll Grant him that,
but the PAR loss was just too much to make it acceptable. Harris the bottom line, Washington needs solid play from Lucious
and the rest of his bench to make a run in the tough East.


A View From the Bench
with Bimbo Coles
(Ed. note: Bimbo's recent correspondence came just hours before the Monarchs
handed him his pink slip.)
Nothing in professional sports can quite compare to the big-league call
up. When my agent Kay Billadoo called me last week to tell me the Washington Monarchs were interested, I was elated. I'm ready
to guide my younger teammates (particularly a certain 7'5" Chinese center) with my wisdom and experience, and maybe get on
the floor during garbage time. But don't worry, fans- I'll keep my impartiality for sure.
Running the Point: Certainly the talk of the league is the
two blockbuster trades made by the Baltimore Alibis. In my first column I indicated that the one-two punch of Shaq and Jason
Kidd made Baltimore a scary matchup for any team. Now both are gone and Baltimore has no legitimate superstar. On paper, they
have the highest general talent level of any team in the league, but without that one rock they may be in for a long season.
If I'm Baltimore, that trade goes for Shaq, straight up- definitely not another player and a pick. Shareef Abdur-Rahim is
a young stud but looks unable to take it to the next level. Zydrunga Ilglauskas could be the second best center in the league
if he stays healthy, but that will never happen. In the other trade, Shawn Marion does have as much potential than
anyone in the league, yes- but what good is building for tommorow with all of these new players if you can only keep three?
The bottom line is that Baltimore traded away two players who would be keepers on any team and now have one of the worst top
threes in the league.
At the Two: On the other side of the trades sit Maine and
San Francisco. To begin with, the trade for Kidd was a slam dunk for San Francisco. Marion is a good young talent, but come
on- Kidd is in the top five players in the league, maybe the top three. At this point many league commentators are already
calling this season a walk for the Competition. But I'm not nearly ready to give the league trophy away just yet. Before the
season a trainer for the Alibi's quietly admitted that Shaq's injuries would not be a problem for a few weeks but the entire
season. The constant pounding of his career has finally taken it's toll and he may never be the same player again. Grant Hill's
ankles are as fragile as a faberge egg. This team is top-tier, no doubt, but an injury to Tim Duncan would absolutely devastate
a team with a lot of injury questions.
Swinging with the Small Forward: Kobe Bryant is a bitch. Just
thought I'd share that with you.
Crashing the Boards with the PF: Off to the best start in the league,
Astoria has the early jump on team-to-beat status. Bitch or not, Bryant has been scoring, and in bunches. The Chunks
have a prototypical team makeup- one true superstar leading a team of talented role players. Andre Miller is as good as advertised
and Caron Butler may be looking at rookie of the year numbers. Still, I'd be happier praising Astoria if they had another
great scorer. For some reason, I foresess Maine Competition center Shaquille Oneal's return from injury as not boding well
for Bryant, although I don't really know why. Weird.
Standing in Center: My good friend and colleague Constantin Popa gave
me a bit of ribbing over the play of Kwame Brown. Hold your horses, Constantin. A few games don't make a season. Brown has
been reported by sources inside the Concrete organization as the stupidest rookie they've ever trained. If Brown is in the
top half of the league in PAR average at the end of the season I'll eat Yao's jock strap. Regardless of his performance,
my analysis was on the money: the Convicts could easily have picked him up two or three rounds later.

Beyond the Arc with Allison
Cole
This being the inaugural season of the reborn FBL, teams have only had a brief
time to formulate their strategies and learn to work as a team. Its quite possible we'll see a lot of ugly play the first
few weeks as teammates stop being polite and start getting real. Expect a lot of fouls, a lot of missed baskets, and quite
possibly a lot of trips to and from the team physicians.
While the uncertainty of brand new teams makes things a bit tough to predict,
here are some of the things you can expect from around the league:
Yao Ming will be decent.
He won't be a star, but he showed a lot of touch on his jump shot in the preseason and it looks like hes smart enough to pick
up FBL-style offense and defense. Hes not going to have a Tim Duncan-esque impact, but Yao will produce enough to put the
Monarchs in contention and will fight for a contract extension at the end of the year.
Most of the other centers in the East will be better. Of course, when those centers are named Duncan, O'Neal, Howard or LaFrentz its not hard to see why. The East is solid
in the pivot, which looks like the main difference between the two conferences. Come playoff time, youll see the right-coasters
dumping it in to their big men and posting up their smaller, quicker opponents from the West.
Grant Hill is healthy, which is icing on the cake. Duncan is certain to play well, but the guy to really watch is Shareef Abdur-Rahim, who could be a scoring machine
at power forward with his quickness advantage.
Seattle and San Diego have a lot to cheer about. Both teams upgraded with the Finley deal. Seattle now gives Ray Allen a scoring partner, while Jason Terry fills
out the best backcourt in the West.
At least Vegas did one thing right. They took Antoine Walker. Centers are always at a premium, but this year there also seems to be a shortage of good
power forwards. After you talk about Walker, Chris Webber, Rasheed Wallace, Abdur-Rahim, and Antawn Jamison, you have to acknowledge
that most of the 4's in this league come with major question marks, either due to injury, inexperience, too much experience
in Karl Malones case, or lack of scoring presence.
My favorite backcourts.
Washington wins this one hands down. Payton and Iverson will likely lead the pack in scoring, and will certainly lead in trash-talking.
Marbury and McGrady would be a close second if Stephon were healthy enough to insure hed be playing the entire year, and Baron
Davis and Jason Terry may be the best of the bunch in a couple years.
My favorite frontcourts.
1) Maine, 2) New York, 3) Seattle. When push comes to shove, the frontcourts will be the big difference between these teams
and the competition.
My favorite uniforms.
Seattle's. Because let's face itRay Allen looks good in anything.
Best Dance Teams (Dont Call Them Cheerleaders). Well, Atlanta has put together a great squad of young white women to perform for their players and the crowds. San
Diego also has a killer squad full of Baywatch casting casualties, but perhaps the most impressive is Vegas' team of showgirls
and their elaborate costuming work. The pyrotechnics pale in comparison to the loose laws regarding topless dance in Vegas
stadiums. As for the worst squads, the Concrete Convicts seem to have culled theirs from a crystal meth rehab center. I swear
I saw one of the girls looking for a good vein on the sidelines.
Team analyses:
East Coast Conference
1) Maine Competition
2) New York Knights
3) Washington Monarchs
4) Atlanta Sambos
5) Baltimore Alibis
6) Boston Massacre
West Coast Conference
1) Seattle Soundwaves
2) San Diego Zoo
3) Concrete Convicts
4) Astoria Chunks
5) San Francisco All-Stars
6) Las Vegas Gamblers
The East:
Maine Competition: Maine has put together a dazzling
array of talent with their starting five. Grant Hill looks like the Grant Hill of old, and that's good news for coach Marty
McGuinness, who has promised to terrorize opposing teams with a high-scoring athletic team. While the bench isn't deep, it's
full of young, hungry players like Tyson Chandler and Jason Richardson. Emmanuel Ginobilli might be one of the best late round
picks of the draft and has a chance at posting some solid minutes off the bench.
New York Knights: For those who think that Grant Hill
will only be a shadow of his former self, its hard to go wrong picking New York to win the division. What Juwan Howard, Chris
Webber and Jamal Mashburn lack in size as the starting frontcourt they make up for in athleticism. Vince Carter and Allan
Houston present serious match-up problems for the rest of the East Coast. You have to wonder, though, what Jason Zieger was
thinking when he brought in All-Star pouters Derrick Coleman and Jeff McInnis and the fading Scottie Pippen.
Washington Monarchs: It'll be interesting to see what
Rick Mahorn does with the hand he's been dealt by GM Jeff Zieger. On the one hand, you have Allen Iverson, Gary Payton and
Glenn Robinson comprising what may easily be the best 1-2-3 combination in the league. So you'd think Zieger would put a premium
on speed when he looked for big men, right? Well, instead this team drafted aging rebound-machine Antonio Davis, the large
but untested Yao Ming, and clueless misanthrope Anthony Mason. Still, look for Mahorn to focus this team on playing tough
defense and crashing the boards. If Yao can win a starting role, this team has enough to make the playoffs.
Atlanta Sambos: Surprised? Well, Atlanta may have to
wait a couple years before it starts thinking championship, but the starting five should be competitive. Rasheed Wallace will
fight it out for the title of second best PF in the East behind Chris Webber. Token white guy Raef LaFrentz will force opposing
centers to guard him outside the paint, and once Mike Bibby returns, he'll provide a potent option to compliment the points
factories of Paul Pierce and Cuttino Mobley.
Baltimore Alibis: Shaq and Jason Kidd on the same team?
Sounds goodOf couse, then you get a look at the decidedly mediocre supporting cast and start thinking, "Shaq's toe better
be ok." Tim Thomas will be a big contributor, but Kenyon Martin and Rashard Lewis will have to develop into complete players
and Bonzi Wells will have to be a consistent force at the 2-guard. Too many questions, not enough answers.
Boston Massacre: Tyler Fleming put together a team
full of swingmen. Sadly, that leaves him without a real presence at power forward. All I can say is that Jermaine O'Neal better
stay healthy. It seems likely that Lamar Odom, Marcus Camby and Latrell Sprewell will all spend significant time on injured
reserve. The question is will they return in time to make an impact in the playoff picture. After watching a whole lot of
teams from the sidelines, my pom-poms tell me they won't. Francis will get plenty of points, but too many key players will
spend more time in the training room than on the court.
The West:
Seattle Soundwaves: Vastly underrated by some of my
colleagues, I'm a big believer in Seattle. Shaun Wyman has a balanced starting lineup that will outmatch most of the West
Coast. Dirk Nowitzki and Ben Wallace provide scoring and rebounding, and it's hard to argue with the scoring potential on
Michael Finley and Ray Allen. If Chauncey Billups proves to be a serviceable point guard and the bench provides them with
something, this is the most dangerous team in the conference.
San Diego Zoo: San Diego might beat out Seattle for
league-leadership, but Elton Brand is coming off of off-season surgery, and Karl Malone may very well start showing his age
this year. If these are the only problems the team will face, they'll still be very good. Jason Terry and Baron Davis are
developing into marquee players with the ability to score at will. The small forward, Rip Hamilton or Keith Van Horn, may
determine how far this team can go.
Concrete Convicts: If they can stay out of jail, they
can make the playoffs. T-Mac is going to be a superstar for this club. Pau Gasol is one of those European players you never
heard of, but he'll provide another tough scoring presence. The trick is having a healthy Marbury, which may be a tall order
as he mulls the prospects of surgery. Eddy Curry and Darius Miles will have to grow up fast here. The young bench could be
a big lift or a bigger disappointment.
Astoria Chunks: Kobe Bryanttremendous. Antawn Jamisona
force to be reckoned with. Andre Millera young assist machine. But then you look at Drew Gooden and Kurt Thomas and wonder
if it's enough. Astoria will make the playoffs, but they look like a first-round victim. The lack of experience on the bench
means this team is vulnerable.
San Francisco All-Stars: Once one of the greatest teams
in the FBL, this team looks rather ordinary. Kevin Garnett is a franchise player, but the Admiral's mast isnt as imposing
as it used to be, and the rest of the starters are a bit on the mediocre side. Still, the bench looks impressive. While other
teams went for youth and potential after selecting a starting five, San Fran brought in potential superstar Shawn Marion,
and potentially electrifying veterans Eddie Jones and Reggie Miller. Jones and Miller may be old, but they'll serve as offensive
sparkplugs as either of them has the potential to put up 15 or 16 points off the bench on a good night.
Las Vegas Gamblers: The future is now for this team.
Or maybe it really was six years ago. The troubling thing is that Jordan may barely play for this team. Michael probably should
have stayed retired. Doug Christie was a born bench player. Unfortunately, the bench is already full of guys who are past
their prime or never likely to have a prime. At least Antoine Walker and Steve Nash will be good and should stick around for
next year's Gamblers squad.

Wheelin' and Dealin' with Dave Boyce
Just a handful
of games into the new season, here are my thoughts on each team, and what teams can do to improve themselves by Wheelin' and
Dealin'.
East Coast
Conference
Boston Massacre 5-0
Everything
is going right with Boston so far this season. Stevie has been the Franchise as advertised,
and Jalen Rose has been a three category scorer with his PAR around 30. Ricky Davis has helped bridge the
gap nicely while Wally Szczerbiak is trying to get healthy.
Wheelin'
and Dealin': Boston's only noticeable weakness is the power forward position, but they have enough talent to
make a deal and fill this void if they choose to.
Maine
Competition 4-1
This team will
stay atop the standings just as long as they stay healthy. Grant Hill looks like himself (knock on wood)
and once Shaq comes back from injury, Maine will have the
scariest frontcourt in the entire FBL. Not to mention that Troy Hudson has been one of the seasons surprises
thus far.
Wheelin'
and Dealin': No deals need to be made as long as
Hill and ONeal are healthy.
Washington
Monarchs 3-2
Glenn Robinson
has carried this team to an above .500 start as he has been much better than expected. Allen Iverson and Gary Payton are the
best backcourt in the league right now and they are making up for the lack of frontcourt strength.
Wheelin'
and Dealin': Washington should use their bench strength in Artest and Marshall and try to obtain a better
big man.
New York
Knights 3-2
Hot starts
by James Posey and Gilbert Arenas have catapulted this team higher than you might expect. Webber and Mashburn have performed
as expected, but the Knights could use a little more production out of the center position than what Juwan Howard is giving
them.
Wheelin'
and Dealin': Use Posey and Arenas' hot starts to
your advantage and deal them while their stock is through the roof. They could easily obtain a all-star
caliber big man for a package including those guys right now.
Atlanta
Sambos 2-3
Atlantas starting five
hasn't been the problem; its been their non-starting bench. Both Derek Anderson and Mo Taylor have had injury problems that
have prevented them from spending much time on the court and Raef LaFrentz's injury hasnt helped. Eddie
Griffin has been okay, but he is by no means picking up the slack of those injured players.
Wheelin'
and Dealin': When Mike Bibby
returns, Atlantas problems should be for the most part solved. With Bibby producing
at PG and Alvin Williams sliding to the bench, this team will be better all around. If Lafrentz doesnt return soon, then they
might want to acquire a C.
Baltimore
Alibis 0-5
Although Baltimore did
help themselves by trading one of their point guards for Shawn Marion, they traded the wrong point guard. A
Sam Cassell offer could have gotten them almost as much as Marion,
but without giving up a solid keeper player. Even so, Baltimore will start winning some games after this trade, but the key to the season is Ilgauskas staying healthy.
Wheelin'
and Dealin': Not much Baltimore can do but wait for his players to perform. He could try to get Jason Kidd back, but that's
about it.
West Coast Conference
Astoria Chunks 4-1
Kobe Bryant
has single-handedly brought this team to its 4-1 record. Although rookie efforts of Caron Butler and Drew
Gooden havent gone unnoticed, Kobe is the heart and soul of this team. Antawn Jamison might be the
x-factor of deciding if this team is a contendor or a pretender.
Wheelin'
and Dealin': Stay put for now, but if you run into
injury problems, use your young guns in Butler and Gooden to
lure all-star players from other teams, rather than giving up draft picks.
Concrete
Convicts 3-2
The big three
(Marbury, McGrady, Gasol) have performed as expected, but its the surprises like Kwame Brown and Shawn Bradley that have kept
this team on the winning side. Darius Miles was a sleeper for a lot of GMs in the preseason, but he hasn't quite put up the
numbers that people have expected early in the season.
Wheelin'
and Dealin': The only real need for this team may
be a starting center, to take some pressure off of the young Brown and let him play off the bench.
San Diego
Zoo 2-3
My pick for
the FBL finals in the West hasn't made me look good thus far, but with this lineup the Zoo are headed towards a top seed in
the playoffs. Jason Terry, Baron Davis, and Rip Hamilton have all met or surpassed expectations, and if the veteran leader
of this team, Karl Malone, can step up, they will vault over the Convicts and Chunks in no time.
Wheelin'
and Dealin': The clock is ticking on Malone and
if the clock strikes twelve, then it will be time to deal for a new starting PF.
San Francisco
All-Stars 2-3
A great deal
for the All-Stars solidified their starting lineup and immediately made them a playoff contender. Jason Kidd could lead
this team for years to come, but will the lack of a big man hurt them in the long run? You can expect them
to make another deal once Nick Van Exel returns from surprise knee surgery.
Wheelin'
and Dealin': San Fran should look to deal some
of their bench help (Eddie Jones, Darrell Armstrong) and try to obtain some sort of big man that can put up points.
Las Vegas
Gamblers 1-4
Michael Jordan's
inconsistent play will hurt the Gamblers in the long run. Antoine Walker and Steve Nash are great but are not enough to lead
this team into the playoffs. With the roster that Las Vegas
has right now, it might not be too early to start gambling for some draft picks. I wont be surprised to see this team fall
to the bottom of the division soon.
Wheelin'
and Dealin': Deal anyone but Nash or Walker for
draft picks now. Teams can use the likes Divac, Jordan, and Stockton, and the picks will pile up before you know it.
Seattle
Soundwaves 1-4
Even with Dirk,
Finley, and Allen performing well as the core of this team, most of the team has underachieved. Mutombo,
Wallace, Tinsley, Billups have all failed in their chances to start for the Soundwaves. Unless a few of these players start
producing, Seattle's bench will stay thin. This team's roster looked great to start the season, but
has looked far from great thus far.
Wheelin'
and Dealin': Seattle can either wait it out until next year or start making some moves to obtain a
PG that can put up numbers. If they don't do that, they'll be headed towards the Lebron James sweepstakes!

ALIBI'S TRY MAKE GOOD TRADE BUT GET PILE OF POPA.
Something must
be in water in Baltimore. Shaquille O'neal and Timon Duncan now teammates, making this bunch guys extremely dangerous
moreso than before they were picked by two experts, myself included to win this league. Henrik deboer should be stripped
naked, shaved of all bodily hairs, covered in nutella and shot at close range with a gatling gun...that's the same way my
father, Hannibal was done in. He was caught stealing shnoz-berries from village granary when I was only 29 years old,
was 2 years ago now. Sad story it is. The Maine competitors are have widened gap from rest of pack. West nay not
competitive after all. Alibis get Samuel Cassel, and Shareef Abdur Rahim with my distant cousin through marriage, Zydrunas
Illgauskas. These guys play good. Not Shaq good. Baltimore should waited for more. Shaq could've demanded
more. Popa says Competitors got steal of deal. Funny story,- when computer robot spell checked Popa's column,
it tried to change POPA to POOP, haha, and Hendrik to HERNIA, haha, stupid computer robot machine, what idiot can't even speak
english language know how to spell and sentence form, ha. Enough fun now, lets basketball.
POPA Eyes
and Ears
My contacts tell me Boston looking hard for center. Is seattle aware this? Mutumbo and
Wallace can't play same time. New York's Carter is hurt and himself says it feels same as last year. Not good
news. In need of shooting guard...Popa doesn't know this but if carter can't go, Knights have serious problems.
Is season unraveling already? San Fran started David Robinson as center this cycle...what does mean? I'll tell
you what means, they won't win a game. He wouldn't even be on some rosters in league yet he starts for San Fran.
News flash, move bench talent, e.g. Shawn Marion for starting center, maybe Maine would trade you one of two big centers for
packge with marion? San Diego Zoo witnessed ugly play by Fossilized Karl Malone, 0 pts, 2 rebs, 1 ast. Worst stat
line of career. Maybe should shopping for power forward too.
POPA's Surprise of Week:
Kwame Brown. This guy played like baby in porn store last year. Didn't know what to do. Turned around
game thus far. Rebounding machine, 12.7 avg. as of tuesday. Has added, 12.0 pts, and 1.3 ast per game average.
thats 26 PAR a game, not bad for center nobody believed in, wouldn't you say bimbo? you dogged guy in column and seems
to POPA your line is 6.0 pts, 2.0 rebs, 3.0 ast. thats total of 11 PAR a game.

Neil Peterson's 2002-03 FBL Preview
Predicting
fantasy sports is always a fool's mission, but especially so in the case of this year.
This is a new league, with new owners, a new scoring systemso many variables are at play. And who knows which owners will prove to be adept acquirers of free agent talent? Or which will fall prey to stupid trades? Or which will adroitly manage their lineups? Without an idea
of what trends will emerge among these twelve franchises, a lot of what I have to say about 2002-03 involves shots in the
dark. I consider each team's projected lineup to be those players who should
play the majority of the team's games and/or have the best projected PAR (points + assists + rebounds) average.
East Coast Conference
1)
Maine Competition
2)
New York Knights
3)
Washington Monarchs
4)
Boston Massacre
5)
Baltimore Alibis
6)
Atlanta Sambos
West Coast Conference
1)
San Diego Zoo
2)
Astoria Chunks
3)
Concrete Convicts
4)
Seattle Soundwaves
5)
San Francisco All-Stars
6)
Las Vegas Gamblers
1st
Round
Maine over
Boston, New York over Washington
San Diego
over Seattle, Astoria over Concrete
Conference Championships
Maine over
New York
San Diego
over Astoria
FBL Finals
Maine over
San Diego
Team Capsules
East Coast Conference
Maine Competition
Head Coach:
Adam Fleming
Projected
Scoring Avg: 123.24 ppg
Old FBL
Team: Baltimore Bombers
Projected
Lineup:
C- Tim
Duncan
PF- Shareef
Abdur-Rahim
SF- Grant
Hill
SG- Jerry
Stackhouse
PG- Sam
Cassell
B1- Jason
Richardson
B2- Tyson
Chandler
B3- Zydrunas
Ilgauskas
The team
name is apt. Will Hill stay healthy? That will be the difference between
whether this is a dominating team or merely a very good one. Duncan is going
to be such a huge factor, especially when the playoffs arrive, and I would be shocked if Maine wasn't there. Sam Cassell was a great pickup in the middle rounds; if hes the weakest link in the starting lineup, that
ain't too shabby. Abdur-Rahim and Stackhouse were drafted at quality points too. The bench is an underrated group
of players who should come up big.
New York Knights
Head Coach:
Jason Zieger
Projected
Scoring Avg: 121.08 ppg
Old FBL
Team: New York Knights (1 championship)
Projected
Lineup:
C- Juwan
Howard
PF- Chris
Webber
SF- Jamal
Mashburn
SG- Vince
Carter
PG- Allan
Houston
B1- Jay
Williams
B2- Brad
Miller
B3- James
Posey
Chris Webber
was a 2nd round steal. He might just be their best playerJuwan Howard
was another draft night coup. Though behind Shaq and Duncan, he's the next best
center in the conference. The team is banking on some improved seasons from Vince Carter and Jamal Mashburn. The
point is the weak link. Allan Houston's streakiness could affect the team. Perhaps we'll see Jay Williams crack the starting five a couple of times. Terrell
Brandon's gimpy legs could be a problem, as he had been expected to be a key reserve.
Posey could be a key contributor.
Washington Monarchs
Head Coach:
Jeff Zieger
Projected
Scoring Avg: 114.09 ppg
Old FBL
Team: South Florida Falcons (1 championship)
Projected
Lineup:
C- Antonio
Davis
PF- Anthony
Mason
SF- Glenn
Robinson
SG- Allen
Iverson
PG- Gary
Payton
B1- Jason
Williams
B2- Yao
Ming
B3- Cliff
Robinson
Jeff Zieger's
pair of tempestuous guards are the best in the league, but will they make for good team chemistry? In any event, those two will come up with some big nights for Washington. The frontcourt is the weak
link. Robinson will be a solid scorer, but Mason will be overmatched in PAR by
almost every other team in the conference. Antonio Davis is the underrated (and
less heralded) center. Ming is the unknown quantity; maybe Zieger's gamble on
him will pay off, but until it does I think Yao may be best kept on the bench.
Boston Massacre
Head Coach:
Tyler Fleming
Projected
Scoring Avg: 110.19 ppg
Old FBL
Team: Boston Massacre
Projected
Lineup:
C- Jermaine
O'Neal
PF- Marcus
Camby
SF- Jalen
Rose
SG- Wally
Szcerbiak
PG- Steve
Francis
B1- Latrell
Sprewell
B2- Ricky
Davis
B3- Lamar
Odom
Francis
is the franchise, but his supporting cast is nothing to ignore either. Failure
to draft a good power forward was a huge mistake, but when Camby is healthy again in December or January, they'll be solid
in the post. They have the most versatile team in the league, though. Francis
and Rose can be moved around the lineup so that Coach Tyler Fleming can experiment with different matchups. If Szcerbiak isn't consistent, Sprewell will be a perfectly good alternative at the off-guard position.
Baltimore Alibis
Head Coach:
Hendrik deBoer
Projected
Scoring Avg: 109.26 ppg
New Owner
to FBL
Projected
Lineup:
C- Shaquille
O'Neal
PF- Kenyon
Martin
SF- Rashard
Lewis
SG- Bonzi
Wells
PG- Jason
Kidd
B1- Brian
Grant
B2- Tim
Thomas
B3- Tony
Parker
This team
will revolve around Shaq and Kidd. Period.
When they are on their game, the Alibis will have a definite edge. If
they aren't clicking, or if Shaq struggles with his ailing toe, back, etc., watch out.
Martin and Lewis are not the comedy duo, but their PAR production on some nights just might be something to laugh at. Bonzi Wells should be a decent off-guard, and he'd better be, because the depth behind
him is questionable. The trade for Tim Thomas helped. If Martin doesn't cut it, Thomas will be the man at PF.
Atlanta Sambos
Head Coach:
Fred deBoer
Projected
Scoring Avg: 97.62 ppg
New Owner
to FBL
Projected
Lineup:
C- Raef
LaFrentz
PF- Rasheed
Wallace
SF- Paul
Pierce
SG- Cuttino
Mobley
PG- Alvin
Williams
B1- Mike
Bibby
B2- Eddie
Griffin
B3- Derek
Anderson
The Sambos
are built around Paul Pierce (their only true superstar) and a scrappy but unspectacular supporting cast. Bibby's eventual return from injury will be eagerly awaited, because Alvin Williams is the worst starting
point in the FBL. Raef LaFrentz is going to get pushed around in a conference with Yao Ming, Shaq, and Duncan. Has deBoer taken out extra insurance on Raef's ribs? Rasheed Wallace will improve
this team's fortunes greatly if he becomes eligible to play center.
West Coast Conference
San Diego Zoo
Head Coach:
Brian Nocera
Projected
Scoring Avg: 114.06 ppg
New Owner
to FBL
Projected
Lineup:
C- Elton
Brand
PF- Karl
Malone
SF- Richard
Hamilton
SG- Jason
Terry
PG- Baron
Davis
B1- Brent
Barry
B2- Keith
Van Horn
B3- Mike
Miller
Solid all
around in that they don't have a main superstar, but a trio of potential all-stars: Karl Malone, Baron Davis and Elton Brand. Based on projected PAR, Brand is the #2 center in the conference, Davis is the #2
PG, and Malone is the #2 PF. Rip Hamilton is one of the weaker SFs in the conference,
but trading away Finley was logical because Jason Terry fills a hole at SG. They
have the best overall talent in the division, but that doesn't say all too much. The
WCC should be wide open, and single games will make a lot of difference in the standings.
Astoria Chunks
Head Coach:
Jason Leinwand
Projected
Scoring Avg: 113.40 ppg
New Owner
to FBL
Projected
Lineup:
C- Kurt
Thomas
PF- Antawn
Jamison
SF- Drew
Gooden
SG- Kobe
Bryant
PG- Andre
Miller
B1- Michael
Olowokandi
B2- Richard
Jefferson
B3- Caron
Butler
Kobe Bryant
and Andre Miller are the team leaders, and are the class of the guard combos in the WCC.
All-star Bryant has the potential to help this team to win the conference; he can single-handedly take over a game.
Gooden should be FBL Rookie of the Year.
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